Yo!
I'm like writing from the Briton like right now and I can't belieeeeve how much you guys lurvve that soccer game. You pay like serious bucks to watch the match-ups on the teevee and there's no fighting and hardly any like points scored and some match-ups end up in a draw like that one last night between Randy Lerner's franchise The Villians and Liverpool Blues. Who kicked whose butt in that one then?
Tonight and tomorrow there's inter-state match-ups between the finest franchises in the ECL so I'm looking forward to seeing a lot of points like 87-85 in the NBA or something real lame like 27-24 in the NFL or something real real lame like 11-7 in the MLB. Some of the ECL's greatest stars on playing this week - Totti, Gerrard, Maldini, Henry, Pele, the Ronaldo brothers, Rooney - but it's hard to get to know them because some like Rooney and Gerrard hardly speak any English.
Gotta go now as me, Ma, Pops and sis Britney are off to see Buckingham Castle (that's where David Beckham and the Spice Girls live) and President Blair's house Big Ben.
Bye Y'all.
MouthoftheMississippi
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Have you met Paul McClareny? I think he's Head Coach of Team England when they won the 1066 World Cup. His walrus hair is legendary and he utilizes the left-handed upside down formation. Eh?
Word.
I don't know who this so called MouthoftheMississippi character is, but he certainly does not represent the mainstream American Soccer follower.
It is typical of you Europeans sheltering under the protection of the US nuclear umbrella, to publish this immature drivel on a blog clearly designed to attract US readers. I'll have you know that we are very well informed about Le Liga, Series A and the Coca Cola Premiership and can hold our own in any discussion about whether Frank Gerrard or Stephen Lampard should play for England.
I trust that's the last you will publish from the MotM.
Thank you, motm, thank you!
Holly molly sweeeet Jeeeeeesus!
I wish someone'd told me about this damn fine site earlier.
This Mississipi dude sure can string them sentences together.
Gimme five, dude!
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