Coca Cola Premiership Easter Update

Howdy Y’all

Just back from Church so I thought I’d give you the low-down on the Saturday match-ups. BTW Edinboro was real cool - cold actually - and full of hooch stores. Pa said that all the locals would be wearing kilts, but turned out it was just us.

The railroad - jeez it must be good with all those guys working on it in vacation time - got us back to London England just in time to see that Geri Lineker introducing the Match-up of the Day highlights package on PBS. I couldn’t see those big ears that bloggers have complained about - in fact Geri is one hot chick, but her husband used to be a linebacker for Wales, so no go.

Anyway Michael Glassman’s Tampa Bay Reds lost two points to one against Plymouth with a great fumble by Irish full back O’Ferdinand scoring the second point for Plymouth. Tampa Reds are really going to find to it tough defending their title with Josie Moreho’s (crazy name) Chelsea Crew catching up quick.

The other big London franchise in the CCP, Assenal, (crazy name too) went down by one point to nil despite having home field advantage at the Saudi Stadium. The franchise that beat the Ass (as they are affectionately called) are looking good to stay out of the relegation play-offs. They’re called West Hamburger United (must be sponsored by McDonalds or something) and they are owned by Egghead Igloosson who is from the Antarctic!

Britney and Ma are at the Oxford Street Mall, so I’m going to watch some of the international baseball before seeing Tiger win as usual tonight.

Bye y’all.

MouthoftheMississippi